Muffin

I’m Muffin.

Yes, that living masterpiece with yellow eyes you can fall into and whiskers so long I could probably pick up a signal with them.
Technically I’m a “kitten,” but in reality I’m a big kitten with experience. My main area of expertise is playing. With everything. Toys, shadows, your shoelaces, your nerves… gently, though. With love.
I’m very beautiful. Not just “cute,” but more like “wow, did a painting just come to life?” My coat is so uniquely patterned that sometimes even I stop and admire myself.
When I’m happy, I turn on my engine. Loud. Very loud. My purr sounds like you suddenly installed a small diesel generator in your house.
I love people. Truly love them. I come over, lie down next to you like it’s no big deal… and then I start purring, and that’s it, you’re done.
If you’re looking for someone who will be your home decoration, your daily entertainment, and your personal anti-stress machine with very long whiskers that’s me.